Nov 05 2012

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New Sex Doll – Justin Bieber Came into the Music Industry a Christian, Now He’s Every Pedophile’s Dream Date – Another Victim Lost to Satan’s Den!!

courtesy TheSuperficial.com (again this is a REAL news item…here’s another source: Gigwise.com)

Because Dottie Sandusky needed something to bake into a cake this holiday season and/or re-electing a secret Muslim president that shoots hurricanes out of his eyes isn’t enough for God to bathe us all in a lake of fire, the fine folks over at Pipedream have released a Justin Bieber sex doll. Surprisingly, I don’t see “Designed by Usher” anywhere on the box which is exactly why the Chinese are beating us. There was a time when this country stood by its products, dammit. Now it’s all “Made in Taiwan” or “We forgot to shave this one before smuggling her over from Romania.” No one takes pride in their work anymore.

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